Okay. I admit that I’m really too old for a night light. Never mind the fact that I am a man. But since that terrible nightmare a few nights ago, I resorted to sleeping with the lights on – which is costly. What is better than a piggy to keep me company through the lonesome nights? – shit – another sign of ageing (just this afternoon, I suddenly thought of keeping a pet for company while I was shopping in Walmart).
What’s happening to me? *Grasps*