I was drunk. Was riding a bike. Slammed into a lamp post. Fellow cyclists yelled at me “Are you all right?” “Yeah” I replied. “Are you sure?” “Yeah” I replied. My bike doesn’t work anymore. I wheeled it to the tram stop. It still doesn’t work. Moving the pedals doesn’t move the bike. I had to pay for a tram ticket back home. Shit. I nearly lost my life.