From the travel annals of Joseph, when he was in Edinburgh during the Fringe Festival 2014:
Clutching at my nipple as I was stung by a bee / wasp on the street. Attracted onlookers’ attention. Am sipping a scotch quietly now. Hoping that the pain goes away.
And the hilarious response from a friend, Richard Chung:
Stung at the nipple requires more than scotch. I suggest some mophine as well. I guess the wasp must had thought that nipple of yours was a flower bud or honeycomb.